In today’s world, we strive to find points we agree on despite numerous differing opinions. Today, Off The Wall Toys brings us together under this statement: Bacon is awesome. Now, I can understand how you may disagree on this point if you are vegan or vegetarian; however, wouldn’t it be sickeningly ironic if you bathed with Bacon Soap? And irony is so in right now. If you are a vegetarian, it might also be a good idea to invest in our Bacon vs. Tofu action figures so you can duke it out and see who wins.
In addition, we have a whole line of products designed to say to someone, “You’re ridiculous.” Our line of gag gifts spans inflatable turkeys to (Hey, its meat to .)Wouldn’t it be excellent if when that annoying coworker that always asks, “Hey—do you have a piece of gum?” you could hand them a piece of meatball gum? Or when that high strung coworker comes to you to unleash the “I’m hungry-tired-overworked-stressed out-blah-blah-blah” bomb on you, just hand them the stress wiener to knock out the hunger issue as well as the stress issue.
Quality meat toys are so in vogue, and Off The Wall Toys is an excellent place to fulfill your craving to be hip. Bacon toys are an excellent gift for that hipster friend of yours that is too cool for school, but not really too cool to add a little meat apparel to the wardrobe. Also, if you’re having a get together with all those beatniks and groovycats that appreciate the bacon watch you gave them, bring your Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure board game to break out after dinner. And at the end of the night, when your friend comments that they have chapped lips, you can pull out your corn dog lip balm to continue the evening of meat-related shenanigans.
When it comes to funny toys, practical jokes, or meaty toys Off The Wall Toys has you covered. We’ve got stocking stuffers, , and some stinking sweet bendable action figures. For birthdays, holidays, Mondays, Fridays, and all other days we have something you’ll love—or love to give. While we boast in our line of meat toys (specifically in the bacon department), we have impressive stock of items that are sure to bring smiles to faces… or raised brows. For centuries now men like Soren Sorenson Adams have been developing the gag gift industry; and we are proud to take part in it bringing you the finest goofball-off-the-wall toys.
While our meat toys are not guaranteed to win you friends (we leave that up to your personality), we at Off The Wall Toys like to think that they intrigue people enough to win you potential friends—then it’s up to you to take the “po” and “tial” off of “potential friends”. So why don’t you head over to our website and check out oodles of meaty awesomeness.
(And yes, now that you’re done reading this, it’d be a good time to look up Soren Sorenson Adams. You won’t regret it.)